What the h-e-double hockey sticks?

I am brainwashed.

It has taken me eighteen years to realize it, and now I've realized I can finally think for myself! Yay!

And now I've realized that all the things I've realized are really.. negative.

Which begs the question..

Am I opening my mind or just becoming more critical?

(Notice: I have used the word realize at least four times in this short post. I hope my essays don't look like this. Actually.. they kind of do.)

i am such a dakkhan.

ok so i took this urdu class to learn how to write urdu.. I HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!! but i find my innocence being ravaged by the urdu epithet-queens of the west! i mean, i might ask for it, but they dont HAVE to tell me... do they.

soo so far:
i can cuss out your mom and sister
i know how to say you're an idiot a hundred different ways: (dakkhan, bonga, duffer)
some weird synonym for paagal from farah that sounds like bird but apparently means psycho. maybe its a flighty psycho, and hence the bird reference?

and i watch weirdo vids like this: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdd_1230239811

they rot the mind, i tell you.

haha- they said

Older people love telling you how the world "really is". I don't know why, but they somehow have this sadistic desire to dash your fantastical hopes into the ground and bring you into this dark place they call "reality" in which older people proceed to form VERY boring, predictable, and completely career obsessed circadian rhythms. They tell you to grow up and "get a life". They use words that should be in air quotations without air quotations. They like to nod aimlessly and make shallow and meaningless conversation. They enjoy pleasant activities like taking strolls and reading quietly beside the fire. They try to convince themselves that they are happy.

They are, in fact, not.

Don't grow up. Please.